Food Justice: Dumpster Diving, a Drive By, and the Pet House

This weekend was one of the most eventful in Food Justice House history. Hopefully, we will one day have several accounts of this most terrific moment in history, but for now we will have to rely on this lone blogger.

On Friday Dan Crowley, gr8est RA of all time, organized a Food Justice House clean up and reorganization of kitchen space. The kitchen's drying racks and sound system were relocated and now, along with our hanging pots, is half way to being a semi-functional kitchen.* If this was not enough, he also got Res Ed to pay for a wonderful trip to All Star Lanes. The FJH had a wonderful time bowling, with Noah Donnel Kilmer bowling an impressive hundred and something. Ben "the best" Tuthill, while not the best bowler, had an impressive stain on his pants clearly defined by the black light in building.
      Now, for those of you who didn't see Saturday morning's edition of the San Jose Mercury, at approximately 10:30 pm there was a shooting outside of All Star. Wow, that is like...10 minutes after the Food Justice House left? Yup, but that is not all. As FJH drove Zoë's car past All Star there was a kressy police perimeter. There were flares and cops and Noah was screaming in the trunk.
      Oops, I forgot to mention where we were going when we left!!!! After bowling the FJH decided to try out dumpster diving at AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION(s). After scoping the security situation (of which there was very little), Ben T******l [BLANK] under [A SOMETHING]. Then everyone else realized they could just [BLANK] over [BLANK], so Ben got a little dirty for no reason but whatever. Dan C*****y, world's gr8est [BLANK], ran the food between the [BLANK] and the car as Dylan passed him bagels, bread, sauces, etc. In all, we had about $100 worth of food, none of which was set to expire any time soon. A successful day by my standards! If anyone would like to learn more about dumpster diving there is a wonderful documentary called Dive. It is free on Netflix!
      In other news, we now have a permanent way to set up hammocks, which is delightful. Also, there is a ridiculous proposal for something called the Pet House. FJH is mostly upset about this because for another week in a row the Weekly has failed to do an article on us and had instead chosen to focus on ridiculously far-fetched ideas. We are most upset!
     In conclusion (and mostly to gain views) I should include a photo:

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*so it is now a 1/4 functioning kitchen