Dan is too distracted to write this, so I'm [NOAH*] taking over! Yeah that's correct people, beer of the week is so hypnotizing, futuristic tastings. Anyways Katy Perry is singing that creepy song that I always wished said "kick me k-k-kick me" oh well. This evening's beers comes from the Fat Tire brewery and was part of a wonderful Spring Seasonal sampler pack. Not going to lie I'm not the biggest fan of regular Fat Tire, but I have high "hops" for this bronson. Let's dive into this "firework of dancing flame",
^take a lap (Dan)
Appearance:
Dan: DARK MATLZ
Noah: Black like the night
Ben**: Quite dark
Nose:
Dan: Smells like nothing, once again.
Noah: Weak coffee, maybe with a little dirt.
Ben: It smells like what I imagined beer to smell like.
Taste:
Dan: Toffee and coffee!
Noah: Slight chocolate taste with a tinge of copper.
Ben: Strong malt with a coffee finish.
Overall:
Dan: I'm a fan of this. Its dark in COLOr, but not the over whelming gross taste I generally get from dark beers.
Noah: Overall, really enjoyable. My high "hops" were met!
Ben: I actually wanted a third sip!
Krunkability: 5.6%/$8.00 =.7 krunkability! Wow that is good.
BTDUBS: Where is Lana del Rey****????? Xcuse me Grammzzz? :P
^who is this?
*editors note -DAN
**some guy
***we are anti-establishment
****Lana del Rey: Star of the upcoming movie "ACT OF VALOR"
how is it not stupid to write about drinking in your off-campus dorm?
ReplyDeletei'm sending this to juls white
ReplyDelete^ +10 butthole points.
Deletetasted like chocolate and copper, noah? reeeeally?
Delete^take a lap
ReplyDelete^^^troll
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