1/31/12

Newt Gingrich

This weekend, while working in the garden, Food Justice made a new friend...
                                                                                                                  *
*Possibly not a newt

At first we thought it was a funky-looking worm or maybe a very tiny snake, but upon closer examination, we noticed something... 

Baby Legs!

After a couple of exciting moments in which we learned that we could potentially be subjecting ourselves to newt poison, or maybe suffocating our new friend with our touch, we rereleased the newt back into the wilderness known as the Food Justice backyard. 

Anyway, we got a whole lot of great work done over the weekend. Including...


A new raised bed:

Fabulous!

And a cool side bed:

Neat-o!

Also, check out how beautiful our garden is now!

Salad for days!

Formal Annoucement of Candidacy

 I, Ben "The Best" Tuthill, announce my campaign for Junior Class Senator of Associated Students of Occidental College.  I run alongside my friend and FOOD JUSTICE colleague Julia Carizosa, whose experience, intelligence, and grit make her an ideal candidate for the position of Campus Wide Senator.  Please support us, and the cause of FOOD JUSTICE, by casting your vote this week.  Polls open tonight at 12:00 PM.  Thank you for your enthusiasm!
Sincerely,
Ben "The Best" Tuthill

Super PAC ad for Ben "The Best" Tuthill, 2012 Junior Class Senator

Ben "The Best Tuthill" is running for Junior Class Senate!

Transparency in AG Coons, Not Just the Windows!

FAQ?

Q: Is Ben the right candidate for me?
A: You bet your bottom dollar!

Q: Who are Ben's political heroes?
A: Pat Buchanan, Alex Miller, Ron Paul, and Doug Funny (From Doug), and Dan Marino's Dolphins.

Q: Who are Dan Marino's Dolphins?
A: Who are you?

Q: What does Ben believe in?
A: Occidental College.

Q What else does Ben believe in?
A: Food Justice, Cats, Self Reliance for the Arts, a Non-Interventionist policy toward the Claremont Colleges.

Q: What other choices do I have for candidates?
A: None, Ben already won.

Q: How does Ben feel when College lie about their SAT scores?
A: Ben does not condone the behavior and calls for transparency in ALL schools admission policies.

Q: When Ben sits down to a cup of tea, does he choose the Angry Tiger or the Happy Tiger to satisfy his endless thirst of commentary?
A: Ben enjoys a diversity of opinions and supports free speech for all students.

Q: What does Ben feel about the "Shame on President Veitch" movement on campus?
A: Ben supports their right to speak, but fees the issues have not been looked at thoroughly. However, Ben supports transparency in President Veitch's office, not just his windows!

Q: Who is Ben's campaign manager?
A: Dan Crowley

Q: What other candidates is Ben supporting this election?
A: Julia Carrizosa for Campus Wide Senator!

Q: Who influenced Ben to run for Senate?
A: The students of Occidental College.

Q: Does Ben support crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
A: Ben believes both have their place, but personally crunchy.

Q: What role does Ben believe the Liberal Arts play in today's society?
A: Maintaining tradition, and brining forth innovation. American made, building our future.

Alright, for any other questions not answered here, post the question on the Food Justice House facebook.

1/30/12

ALMOND JUSTICE

I'm Dylan--Pickles for short (or for the exact same length)--and I live in the FOOD JUSTICE house and enjoy it.  I know some things about some things and enjoy making up the rest.  So let's get started FOOD JUSTICE friends! The first topic I wish to conqure is finding out what possible secrets, stories, and scandals lay beneath the thin brown outer shells of Almonds?  Buckle up and get ready for a flood of emotions as you learn about America's and Jesus' favorite nut (they are one of only two types of nuts mentioned in the bible).

Almonds are very important to Californians (if they are not then they should be)--back in 2007 all 790,245 acres of land producing comercial almonds in the United States were in California's central valley.  This massive acerage produces 84% of the worlds almond supply.  Not only are Almonds important economically but they are important to personal health too.  Almonds provide vitamin E, dietary fiber, and unsaturated fatty-acids while lowering cholesterol and containing no gluten.  They are also very diverse in the kitchen which I will go into more detail about later.

It is commonly agreed that raw almonds are the best almonds.  Raw is the easiest and most diverse form of almonds, as shelling them is rather time consuming the avaliability of raw almonds is key.  However, due to two scarry cases of salmonellosis in the early naughts the USDA passed a law requiering all California Almonds sold in the US to be passturized or chemicaly treated.  The trick is that those Almonds can still be labled as raw when sold in stores, thus dupping us into thinking we are getting the full health effects of our beloved Almonds.  The way around this legislation is to go directly to the Almond farms and purchase from their roadside stands or to buy importated Almonds--both of which are very expensive alternatives.

No matter the way you get the almonds they can still be great but their nutrients may be harder for your body to access.  A simple way to increase your ability to access an Alomnd's nutrients is to soak the Almonds overnight in water.  This action breaks down the outer shells which inhibit nutrient access and makes the Almonds softer and a little sweet.  Roasting Almonds on a cookie sheet in the oven adds a nice rugged taste to them and increases the crunch.  There are also many recipies for homemade almond milk, though I have not personally tried one, all it takes is blending some soaked Almonds and adding whatever flavoring you want.  Making your Almond milk from scratch also allows you to keep or remove as much pulp as you want which is where fiber and many other nutrients can be found, so by keeping some pulp around your Almond milk is automatically healthier than store bought! 

Discover the wonders of ALMOND JUSTICE soon!

1/29/12

Brew of the Week

Dan, Ben, and Noah review: The Brew of the Week. (Rick Santorum & Kanye West)
Hello Gentleman and Ladies of the Night, here we are at the Food Justice House with another entry into our personal, and possibly favorite, blog....this week, Bud Light.



Dan: So, let's get to know this Bud Light a bit more. Obviously favored by college students across America, what is it that makes this beer SO special. Hops? Probably, I'm pretty sure most beer has these elusive things. Is it the malt? (WHAT MALT IS IN TEA AND BEER AND MILK BALLS! WHAT IS THIS AMAZING FOUR LETTER WORD). Lets find out!"

Noah: Also the beer preferred by most NFL fans if I'm not mistaken. I wonder why they prefer it. Have they been told to by mass media? Is Bud Lite really "Smooth and Refreshing"? What being "smooth" mean for a beer? Let's take a trip on this wild ride of a beverage!


Before we review, some reasons to buy a Bud Light before even considering the beverage it self:
1) .9 grams of protein per beer. Also, one of the largest recyclers in the world.
2)Noah: "It is classy, they spell Light correctly."
3) Brewed October 17th, 2011. That means it has been aged 107 days! 3 days before we loose the freshest taste. 

A*:
Dan: 'Despite what branding what tells us, this beer truly resembles the "champagne of beers."
Ben: "It looks a little green."
Noah: "Weak, and very transparent."

S**
Ben: "Smells like sparkling apple juice.:
Dan: "Like rotting corn"
Noah: "Very disagreeable."

T***
Ben: "Tastes like bad carbonation."
Noah: "Like college and terrible choice" (someone had a late night yesterday!!!)
Dan: "A light crisp lager that refuses to quit."

Overall:
Dan: "9/10"
Ben: "four, or poor, I can't tell. I would like to try the ice version. Perfect for a Mimosa"
Noah: "Minimum veteran salary"

Krunkability:  4.2 ABV/$6.99= .60085837 KAB.

(Let us compare that with the .82631579 KAB of Lagunitas Sucks beer.)



* Appearance, how does the beer strike your pupil. What colors do you see? What is the ratio of bubble and foam to liquid. How does the sun refract off the glass to highlight the subtle tones of the Natty? Does keystone look better in au natural light, or indoors?


**Nose, or smell. Do the tannins tickle your senses, or does the harsh acidity of the hops cause a kurfuffle in your forehead.

***Taste. Self explanatory


QUICK NOTES JUSTICE

  • FJ HOUSE member Dylan Sittig did some work with Food Forward this weekend, an organization that harvests unused fruit from participating private owners and redistributes it to local charities.  Maybe he can tell you more about it in the future.
  • Considerable work has been done to the FJ GARDEN.  Look for photos and updates in the future.
  • The New York Times has published two interesting articles about Apple and the cost of foreign manufacturing.  First was their unsettling look at the dim future of American technology manufacturing, followed by an equally dark look at the human costs of Apple's Chinese production.  Both are interesting looks at the other side of a company that's generally regarded to be not evil, and reveal the high costs of affordable luxury items.  
  • On a similar note, awesome blog Well Spent posted a piece called Why Clothes Cost What They Do, which explains why its worth it to pay more for quality.  It compiles the commentary of some of the coolest designers and manufacturers out there, including another brilliant exposition from American hero Eunice Lee.  Fellow Minnesotan Kat McMillan (from Pierrepont Hicks) hits another one home in the comments section.  Well Spent have also put out a feature on American-made slippers, something I didn't believe to exist until two minutes ago.
  • I had a really good orange for breakfast this morning. 

1/27/12

Get to know FJ HOUSE 2.0

In order to get to know everyone better at the FOOD JUSTICE HOUSE, we asked them a simple question: what did you do over break?

Julia spent long hours working at a store called Patagonia.  I'd never heard of this place before, but apparently they make outdoorsy clothes that college students like.  They aren't made in America, so who cares, right?  Julia insists that they are CLOTHES JUSTICE, so I suppose I trust her.
Dan went to Africa over break.  I bet this was a very life changing experience.  In Africa, there are things like rock badgers (cool!) and monkeys (yuck!).  Have you heard this song by Shakira?  I think it probably sums up Dan's experience:


Zoë went to Germany and tested airplanes.  She spent a lot of her time hanging out in sound proof rooms with giant blue cones.  That's pretty weird, Zoë!
 Dylan learned a lot about almonds.  He learned some crazy facts, and hopefully he'll share them with everyone soon.
 Ruby got a haircut!  She's so trendy, I wish we were friends...
Noah bought a zoo over break.  What a great guy!
As for me...well, let's just say I had a fairly typical winter vacation.

More fun to come!

-Ben "The Best" Tuthill

MENSWEAR JUSTICE: Milan and Paris Fall 2012 Round-up

Menswear was weird this year.  Suits?  Dark grey suits?  With slim tailoring?  And black overcoats?  And portfolio bags?  What are they trying to do here, sell me something I want?  I'd rather dress like a Mongol warrior and wear full-length skirts, #thanksnothanks.  It was bizarre though, I actually enjoyed more than 50% of the Paris and Milan Fall 2012 shows.  Even perennial least-favorites like Dries Van Noten and Acne put together pleasant ensembles, not only featuring items I would consider wearing, but entire outfits that actually looked nice.  I was disappointed by Kim Jones's second showing for Louis Vuitton (but then, his debut was an awfully tough act to follow), and Mark Jacobs didn't put forward anything especially remarkable (but then, how could you beat his Spring RTW?), but everyone else, from Prada to Alexander Wang, put on sharp, respectable, almost (gasp!) traditional shows.  I could go on about this for hours (that Valentino hair styling!  Those Carven pocket protectors!), but there are few businesses less FOOD JUST than the fashion industry, so let's focus on the good guys. That's limited, if my scan is correct, to...two.  I suppose a lot of American designers do their menswear shows during New York RTW week, but it's still a bit discouraging to see the absence of American-made lines.  There were a couple of them, though, and they both put on fantastic shows this season.  Let's hear it for Mark McNairy and Thom Browne.
I haven't warmed up to Mark McNairy as much as the rest of the menswear world has, but I thought his collection for Woolrich Woolen Mills this season was fantastic.  He blends the urban styling of his sneaker-head days with the preppy sensibility of his tenure at J. Press, and brings both to the forefront of his WWM American-heritage base.  The result is very modern, very timeless, and, most importantly, very American.  Look at the ensemble above.  The oxford is straight out of Take Ivy.  The boots are back-country work shoes in their simplest incarnation.  The hood, the bunched ankles, the buttoned top button are urban tough-guy white-boy staples.  McNairy's WWM man can do anything.  He's equally happy stomping your face in at a New Jersey bus stop as he is chopping down trees.  And he does it all wearing the cute wool cardigan his grandmother bought him.  Underneath the cute wool cardigan he inherited from his grandfather.
He even reads the newspaper!  And he wears a tie with his Timberlands!  Once again, Ivy league charm gracefully paired with working class grit, anchored by self-aware traditionalism.  McNairy isn't trying to fool anyone; the newspaper fits into a mesh pocket on a bright yellow quilt-knit.  He's not denying modernity.  He's just trying to find a spot where traditionalism still has a place. 
 
In the end, I think this collection will best be remembered for its use of the baseball cap.  McNairy, like Ebbets Field, returns the cap to its roots.  He constructs it from wool, maintains its traditional shape, and wears it like its meant to be worn: straight and low.  The result is something tougher than any absurdly-angled, straight-billed fitted could ever produce.  The drab flannels and the thick laces just add to the effect.  The future of street fighting is American traditionalism.  

That's certainly the case with Thom Browne's latest collection.  Bizarre and unsettling as always, Thom's latest was slightly more comprehensible than usual: it's just punks vs. jocks, obviously.  What's interesting about the whole show is that the punks and the jocks are basically wearing the same things.  Every look is made up of traditional, extremely preppy standards (blazers, anchor prints, green and pink striping).  It's not even as if the punks wear them all that differently than the jocks.  Sure, they add spikes, bondage masks, and disgustingly low waistline, but the general look is essentially the same.
If the punks didn't look like that scary guy from the American Horror Story commercials, and the jocks didn't look like disfigured steroid addicts, all of these clothes would be completely respectable.  The letter jacket on the first jock, the critter blazer on the second punk, the tuxedos on the last two looks are all timeless classics, and I imagine Mr. Browne will be selling them in more reasonable forms in his New York shop this fall.  On the runway, however, they've been distorted into something horrific.  Maybe it's a commentary on postmodern young people and their ability to manipulate materials to their specifications, no matter what the original purpose was (what's less punk than prep?  What's more punk than slashing up preppy staples?  What's the meaning of either to the deconstructed mind of technology-addled youth?).  Maybe it's a commentary on the traditionalist roots which continue to run through all American style.  I like to see it as a commentary the importance of size and build, and how that impacts one's overall style and look.  Half the time, skinny kids look like punks because they're skinny, and kids with broad shoulders look like jocks because they were born with broad shoulders.  They can both be wearing a flannel, but it's the scrawny one who's going to be called a hipster.  Anyway, I liked this collection.  I thought it was Thom Browne's funniest, most thought-provoking show in awhile, whacky without completely going off the deep-end, like he did last June.  I usually hate this sort of thing, but I have a soft-spot for Thom.  What else can you really do after reinventing the suit?        

Thom Browne and Woolrich Woolen Mills are both made well in the USA.  Woolrich is conceivably affordable; Thom Browne is not.  Both are doing awesome things in the world of menswear.  Fight on, America.

-Ben "The Most Awesome" Tuthill

1/25/12

Tea of the week: Glendale Estate, Nilgiri Frost Tea

Amidst the dissatisfaction that the Namring Darjeeling was bringing around, Sylvia reminded me of an old friend: Glendale Estate's Nilgiri Frost Tea.  How could I have forgotten?  All of my issues with the Namring are absolved in this Nilgiri, which takes the strong flavor of the Darjeeling and pairs it with a fullness typical of an Assam, but without the malty weight.  The result is a perfect cold-day afternoon tea.

Glendale's Nilgiri is called Frost Tea because their estate is high enough in the mountains for the leaves to frost over in the winter.  This supposedly gives the tea an interesting flavor (something to do with "cell component concentration." What do these words mean, scientists?  Sound off!).  I believe it, because Glendale's Nilgiri is interesting!  There's a taste of Darjeeling-like wildness at the center of its flavor, supplemented by a slight spicy kick and a sweetly smooth finish.  It's full, but quite light, not as breezy and fresh as Darjeeling, but just as nice.  Better yet, it has none of the harsh astringency of a strong Darjeeling; this isn't to say that there's no astringency, but it's negligible in comparison to the smooth overall mouthfeel.  It's an invigorating tea, but in an afternoon way: it calms you down, centers you, and pushes you along with your day.
Glendale Estate (in the Nilgiris district of Tamil Nadu, a state in southern India) is a pretty big operation, and their website has tons of information about who they are and what they do.  They aren't organic, but they do claim to make an effort to reduce pesticide use, and they're into giving back to the community through estate hospitals and schools.  They also provide tours and extended plantation stay vacations, so I can't imagine they're doing anything too evil.  It looks absolutely gorgeous:
I got my Glendale Frost from TeaSource, but they're unfortunately not selling it anymore.  You can get the Orange Pekoe from Tea District.  Fun Fact: Glendale's SFTGFOP was named the most expensive tea in the world (selling for $600 a kilo) in 2007.

-Ben "The Best" Tuthill

1/24/12

Yo yo yo

What's happening? What's the deal? My name's Zoë and I'm the third person who will be doing some of this bloggin' business. The past few days in the Food Justice House has been cRaZy, but Ben "The Best" and Dan have done a pretty swell job at covering them.
Currently, I'm kicking it as the president of F.E.A.S.T (Food, Energy, and Sustainability Team), which basically means I'm in charge of Oxy's organic garden. What's that you say? You didn't know we have an student run organic garden at Occidental College? Oohoho, you are in for a sweet surprise, loyal readers, for I will enlighten you in regards to the peculiar habits of chickens and the growth of my beloved artichoke plant, among many other absolutely fascinating things. So stay tuned and stay excited, 'cause food fronts are uniting and Oxy is about to get a whole lot more Food Justice-y

Until then, here's a picture:

Lettuce Liberation!

Huzzah,
Zoë

1/23/12

SH*T People Living in a House Dedicated to Issues Surrounding Food Justice Say

This blog is inspired by those quirky and quickly edited youtube videos everyone is making! Since Food Justice House doesn't believe in videocameras/internet this shall have to be in blog form.

I love kale.

This kale is sooo food.

I don't miss meat at all.

I would honestly take tempeh any day over meat.

Like I don't like plain tofu that much, but with a good glaze uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh (mandatory food orgasm sound)

ffuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathat is what kale should taste like

Ron Paul '12

We have a lot of spatulas.

Organic produce is superior to most other forms of produce.

MENSWEAR JUSTICE: Tory Leather

The belt I've had for the past few years (I stole it from my Kindergarten best friend's dad, I think) finally broke, finally giving me the opportunity to buy a new one from Tory Leather.  All the cool kids have known about Tory belts for years, and I felt left out without one.  I opted for the 1-inch Havana leather with a standard brass buckle.  I have nothing but undying praise.

Why are you so great, Tory Leather belt?  Why are you made in America?  Why are you bench-made from American leather?  Why are you only $30 with shipping?  Why does anyone buy any other belt but you?
Your quality is impeccable.  Your English bridal bridle leather is so smooth.  Your stitching is beautiful.  Your brass fastenings ensure me that your buckle won't eventually fall off, leaving me with nothing but a stylish DIY key fob.  You are solid and durable, yet slim and stylish.  You are made in America.  You are the best belt in the $20-50 range.  You are probably the best belt in the $50-100 range, but you are not in that range because you are $30.  You are the best belt I have ever owned.

If you are looking for a standard leather belt, there is no reason to buy anything other than Tory Leather.  They're affordable, they're well-made, they support the American workforce and economy.  Why buy a poorly-made, foreign-manufactured belt from Target for the same price?  Why buy a similarly cheap, similarly foreign belt from Gap for more?  Tory Leather: the best bang for your buck.  Tory Leather: 21-century American heroes.  Tory Leather: FOOD JUSTICE.
Tory Leather belts are a bit tough to find, but are usually available at online equestrian stores.  Check out their website for styles, and search the tack store circuit for what you want.  I got mine from horseloverz.com.  

1/22/12

Noah and Dan review beverages!

Welcome to the newest, over 21 year old, part of our blog. Dan and Noah will review different frosty brews and write about them.


Today we are reviewing Lagunitas Sucks, the Holiday Ale and a substitute for the Brown Suga' Ale. There are other things written on the bottle too, but it soooo confusing. There a santa cookie thang too, how pagan/denominational.
A: Noah: Golden Brown, like dehydrated urine.
   Ben: Thin looking
   Dan: Like apple juice
S: Ben: It smells kinda like beer
    Noah: This is ridiculous how are you supposed to smell this.
    Dan: One review online says pineapple, pine, and citrus.
T: Noah: This is my favorite part. I can obviously taste hops!!!
    Ben: Very hoppy.
    Dan: Complex and unoffensive. Like a pinecone.
Overall:
    Dan: This is good, on a scale of 9 to 10 I would say a 9.7.
    Noah: 1.8 gold stars.
    Ben: I hate it, too hoppy.

Krunkability*: 7.85% / 9.50 = .82631579 KAB

*The krunkability scale is our own metric device used to determine the krunkability of  beer. Using our patented algorithm we our able to determine a beer's krunkability. (Krunkability is the former drankability)
Hello Loyal Followers,
my name is Dan and I am the RA of the Food Justice House and the newest contributor to the blog. What does being the RA entail you ask? Well, I am in charge of making sure everyone has a name tag on their door!
I am also the person in the house with the most knowledge of the whereabouts and innermost thoughts of Juls White and the rest of Oxy's Res Ed Staff. For example, approximately three minutes I advised the Butler family to find their Keys and RCRs in Rangeview hall!

Now I am sure you probably want to know what an RCR is! It stands for Room Condition Report. An RCR has three porpoises (^^^): 1) Letting residents know you care about the condition of their room and their general well being. 2) Allowing Res Ed to carefully and judicially charge students for non normal wear and tear. 3) Create a long term documentation of room wear and tear which in turn allows  Res Ed to fully understand what they need to spend money on to improve the lives of students! Wow, I <3 my job.

Alright, well I'm looking forward to our chats in the future. Over and Out.

-Dan

COURT IS BACK IN SESSION: FJ HOUSE ENTERS SEMESTER 2

Official move-in day is today, and FOOD JUSTICE HOUSE 2.0 is flying in as we speak.  We'll keep you posted live on this exciting, exciting day in FOOD JUSTICE history.  FOOD JUSTICE, LA is your source for the latest FJ HOUSE updates.  Stay tooned!

10:42 -- Ben "The Best" Tuthill and NDK Kilmer drop in for a delicious scrambled egg breakfast.   New resident Dylan Sittig has already checked in, but his bed appears untouched.  There is little information as to his whereabouts.  New resident Dan Crowley has already made himself comfortable, and added some incredible improvements.  I feel like I'm in a real Italian kitchen! 
10:57 -- NDK and B"TB"T are off to get their keys, making their second semester move-in official.

11:04 -- New resident Zoë Butler has just arrived with her family.  Her brother Austin will be spending the night.  So pumped!

11:24 -- After a bit of confusion, I received my new key.  Attached to my new DIY key fob, it looks great.
12:00 -- Off to get some ingredients (from Figueroa Produce! #good2beback) for our inaugural supper, a pomegranate-glazed eggplant with tempeh dish from Heidi Swanson's lovely Super Natural Every Day.  Featuring home-made pomegranate molasses!     

12:49 -- Ruby Miller Paiva has arrived at FJ HOUSE.  Her flight was okay and her new haircut is awesome.  Go Patriots!

1:28 -- NDK has left to pick up new resident Julia Carrizosa.  Meanwhile, big changes are underway in FJ HOUSE: the glasses have been moved to the cabinet on the opposite side of the kitchen.

2:25 -- Dinner is underway, and the pomegranate molasses is simmering!
2:44 -- New resident Julia Carrisoza arrives.  The gang's all here, if we could just find Dylan.

3:29 -- The pomegranate molasses is amazing.  

5:17 -- Still no word from Dylan.  NDK has been at the gym for hours.  Some closet space drama has broken out upstairs.  Dinner is looking great and will be ready in an hour.  Will everyone pull themselves together to enjoy it? 

5:27 -- Dylan has made contact and will be in for dinner, which is now in the oven.  Go '49ers!

7:48 -- Dinner was incredible.  NDK put together a delicious salad made from 100% FJ GARDEN PRODUCE.  The pomegranate-glazed tempeh was a little burnt, but a lot delicious.  FJ HOUSE 2 held its first meeting.  It looks like its going to be a great semester!
10:45 -- Everybody in FJ HOUSE is headed off to bed.  Looking back on this day, I know that I will always remember it fondly.  Thanks for following the developments with us here at FOOD JUSTICE, LA.  There will be many more stories to come...

1/19/12

DONUT JUSTICE: Mojo Monkey, West 7th, St. Paul

About a week ago I said BRAT JUSTICE was the rarest type of FOOD JUSTICE.  I take that back: DONUT JUSTICE is clearly the least common.  What is worse than donuts?  They're bad for you, they're made from horrible artificial things, and they're usually sold in gas stations, which are universally evil.  Eating a donut is like sticking your hand in boiling water: it looks fun, it's kind of exciting while it's happening, but it's immediately painful and regrettable.  There is nothing worse in the world than the way your mouth feels after eating a donut, except maybe the way your stomach feels.  I hate donuts.  How can a donut shop possibly be worthy of being mentioned in the same sentence as FOOD JUSTICE?  Mojo Monkey in St. Paul makes it possible!

It takes a lot for me to get over my hatred of monkeys, but despite its terrifying name, I have nothing but praise for Mojo Monkey Donuts (Cathedral Hill's Cheeky Monkey, on the other hand, will never earn such redemption).  Mojo bakes in-house, uses organic ingredient, serves organic fair-trade coffee, and sells TeaSource tea.  What more could you want?  By the time I got in they were sold out of their already famous Mango Glaze Coconut, but the S'more with sweet Graham crumble and the Mocha Mouse Bismark with coffee-flavored filling were hands down the best donuts I've ever had.  Every bite was rich without being cloying, and I didn't even feel ill after eating two.  I can't wait to go back and try more of their many options, which include Red Velvet, Keylime, and something with an entire strip of bacon on it.  This takes donut-eating to a whole new level.  New York has Doughnut Plant, Portland has Voodoo, but none of them can touch St. Paul's Mojo.  Maybe monkeys deserve another chance.


 Mojo Monkey Donuts is located at 1169 W 7th St., St. Paul

1/18/12

FJ HOUSE ADVOCATES: The Bachelor Farmer, North Loop, Minneapolis

The Tuthills are going out on the town!  Last week we tried to go to Lindon Hills' Tilia and found out that we weren't trendy enough to get a table (this happened to me again with friends four days later; get some more tables, Tilia!).  We went to Lucia's To-Go cafe instead and found it to be very JUST (free range chicken seasonal vegetables) but pretty average.  Farm-to-table is rad and all, we decided, but it ends up tasting a lot like home-cooking, which usually tastes better when it's cooked at home (you rule, Ma "The Best"!).

We were proven wrong on round two, when we decided to go for full luxury and treat ourselves to the Dayton brothers' wildly-hyped Bachelor Farmer.  The Daytons' have received nothing but praise for their first venture into the restaurant business, and they deserve every bit of it.  Bachelor Farmer succeeds on every front: design JUSTICE, location JUSTICE, taste JUSTICE, portion JUSTICE, FOOD JUSTICE JUSTICE.  They even get full marks on the bathrooms (more on this later).
Let's talk about sustainability first.  The Bachelor Farmer uses top-quality, local meat, and practices whole-animal butchery.  Their menu changes frequently depending on what's available and what's in season.  This would be good enough for any restaurant to get an FJ HOUSE stamp of approval, but TBF goes one step further and grows their produce on their own rooftop garden.  I don't know how that works in Minnesota January, but the fact that they even try is enough to get me teary-eyed.  A roof-top garden for a farm-to-table restaurant is such a simple, economical solution.  What are the rest of you jokers doing?        
The effort shows.  Its rare for a restaurant to let the pure goodness of its ingredients do the talking, and TBF's ingredients have a whole lot to say.  Even the starters, which consisted of some nasty-looking red vegetable that I usually avoid (turnips or something?), flat bread, and possibly the best butter I've ever tasted, where incredible.  Nothing complicated, nothing outwardly special, but the simple purity of the ingredients made for a truly notable bread-and-butter plate.

It doesn't get much more simple or more pure than beef tartare, which came with our toast course (the toast course is a bit of a signature at TBF, featuring a toast rack which seems bent on becoming a Twin Cities dining icon).  Ma "The Best" has been eating raw beef while making hamburgers for years, something I've always found to be a horrific practice, but I think I understand it now.  Mixed with salt, chives, mustard, something pickled, and a raw egg yolk, beef tartare tastes exactly as you'd expect it to taste; the only surprise is that its absolutely delicious, and that it doesn't instantly kill you.  I thought one half-slice of toast wouldn't be enough, but the tartare was so rich and so filling that I can't imagine eating much more.  I wish I could have taken a better picture, but TBF doesn't allow flash photography on grounds that it's harmful to raw beef and seafood (or maybe they just think that it's annoying; they don't allow cellphone use either).   
I got the duck flank and breast with cranberries and wild rice.  I won't show my picture because it doesn't do the food anything close to JUSTICE.  Duck is clearly the best of the birds; chicken and turkey don't even come close in terms of texture and juicy flavor.  The breast was immaculate, and the walnuts and cranberries complimented it perfectly.  My father had the meatballs with lingonberry sauce, a Scandinavian classic.  The caraway seasoning, paired with the tartness of the lingonberries and a pile of beautifully-whipped potatoes, was extraordinary.  Ma "The Best," somehow sane after the blood-lust brought on by the tartare, had poached eggs and Brussels sprouts which, though not to my taste, were deemed excellent by both her and my father.  
Dessert, usually the most disappointing course, defied conventions and settled the matter of whether to leave an extraordinarily large tip or not.  I had a delightful peach tart tatin, and had tastes of both house-made café miel and dried-fruit ice cream.  Even the lemon shortbread crackers were good, and the chocolate sauce for the café miel was TO DIE, as our waiter (who was stylish, enthusiastic, and helpful, by the way) put it.
What else is there to say?  TBF is located in North Loop, a neighborhood which has so much potential if only it would fill up a bit more.  TBF is right behind Askov Finlayson, one of the coolest new boutiques in the Twin Cities, and about a block away from menswear staple Martin Patrick 3.  In the basement (only accessible through an unlabeled blue door at the end of a dark hallway, itself only accessible through an unlabeled metal door in the back) is the Marvel Bar, recently rated the best bar in the Midwest by some mysterious organization I can't currently find.  If North Loop can draw a few more businesses and restaurants and some people to live above them, they might actually have something.  Get on it, R.T.!

Of course, no restaurant review would be complete without a discussion about bathrooms.  TBF's are beautiful: clean, spacious, featuring pleasant soap and serenely blue walls.  Most importantly, they are careful to keep the doors opened when unoccupied.  Why is this not more of a thing?  There should seriously be a law about keeping unoccupied bathroom doors open.  What are you guys doing in South Carolina?  Let's get to the #realissues.

The Bachelor Farmer is located at 50 N 2nd Ave., in Minneapolis.  Look at a map first, because it's unmarked and a bit tricky to spot.  Entrees are in the $20 range; with drinks and dessert, look to spend $35 to $50 per person.

1/17/12

Tea of the week: Dong Fang Mei Ren, Formosa Oolong

It's four in the afternoon, and we're on the sixth steep of Dong Fang Mei Ren.  "It just keeps going!" says Sylvia, my imaginary friend who also drinks tea.  We can hardly believe it: everyone knows the virtues of re-steeping, but six cups and still strong?  How many are we going to get?
 
With any luck there will be six more, because this Dong Fang Mei Ren (Oriental Beauty) is a true delight.  I'm new to the world of oolongs, but if they're even close to this delicious on a regular basis, consider me a convert.  Woodsy but subtle to the point of being unremarkable on its first steep, the Dong Fang Mei Ren gets stronger, richer, and more complex as its leaves are reused.  By the third steep it begins to take on the sweet, honey-like fullness it's known for, and from there on it's a wild, always changing ride.  What tones will it take on next?  Will there be a spicy note?  A return to woodsiness?  Mint?  The possibilities seem endless.
Dong Fang Mei Ren, also called White Tip Oolong, comes out of northern Taiwan (Taiwanese oolong is called formosa oolong), and is distinguished from other oolongs by the nature of its organic production.  Dong Fang Mei Ren farmers don't use pesticides, and instead allow the parasitic tea leaf hopper to nibble on their tea leaves.  This induces the leaves to release a chemical which attracts predators of the leaf hopper and tea-drinkers alike.  The leaf hopper is driven away before it can completely consume the plant, and the leaves are given a uniquely sweet flavor.  FOOD JUSTICE at work!  As a result, Dong Fang Mei Ren leaves are prized throughout the world: famous fans include Queen Elizabeth II, who labeled the tea an Oriental Beauty and gave it its name.
For something produced by bugs chewing on it, it sure is good.  My sixth cup has an incredibly rich base, its sweetness dominating, but not completely overpowering, the wildness of the woody initial taste.  The bite of the fourth and fifth cup is gone, but it's been replaced by a freshness in the finish, an ocean-air feel in the back of the throat.  There's some astringency, but remarkably little for how many steeps its been through.  By the end of the cup the tea has cooled off, the liquor has condensed, and the room-temperature dregs seem ready to burst with tightly-packed flavor.  Something about the cool temperature really drives it home.  Call me crazy, but I think this one might be even better iced.
The sixth cup is so nice that I think I'm ready for my seventh.  I ask Sylvia what she thinks.  "Another cup?  It's been twenty minutes since your last one."  I nod, and she smiles.  "Count me in!"

This could go on all night.

As always, I got my Oriental Beauty from TeaSource

1/16/12

I JOINED A CREDIT UNION.

MAKE BANKS PAY...me, so that I can transfer my money to my new St. Paul Federal Credit Union savings and checkings account!
Thanks Kassie and the SPFCU team for setting me up.  My impending rise to the 1% will be in your hands!
When I shop for FOOD now, it will be even more JUST, because my money will not only be going toward local and organic farmers, but also NOT toward unsustainable investment and corporate greed.
Part of the Instant Cash and CO-OP networks, my local credit union can use the ATMs and services of thousands of other unions across the country.
I love my credit union!  Join one today.  Let it Occupy a special place in your wallet...and heart.

-Ben "The Best" Tuthill