9/10/12

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius

Lagunitas MAXIMUS

 

Today we review MAXIMUS, a potent IPA from one of our house's favorite breweries. They have been making quite a big splash on the national beer scene, but we are so hip we've been drinking it ever since we were of drinking age. This beer boasts bold flavors and wonderful craftsmanship, we can't wait to guide you towards a great sudsy experience. Oh by the way, our house's favorite show, The Voice, is back on the air tomorrow night. Being the biggest fans has its perks as we were able to get Cee Lo Green's cat Purrrfect the Cat to help us out. Here we go!

Appearance
Dan: Like what pumpkin juice would look like. Ahh the changing seasons.
Purrrfect the Cat: WUT IZ CULORZ?!?
Julia: Grade B syrup.
Noah: Brown muddled with orange, a very pleasant fall color.

Smell
Dan: Light and sweet.
Purrrfect the Cat: TERIYAKI SALMON MEOW MIX!!
Julia: Grizzly bear.
Noah: Sweet and light.

Taste
Dan: Beer to the max. Better once it's been in the air, more rounded.
Purrrfect the Cat: THIS NO FANCY FEAST!!
Julia:
Noah: Sweet, but intense.

Overall
Dan: Good sipper.
Purrrfect the Cat: LITTER BOX POUR!
Julia: Burpppp.
Noah: Packs quite a punch.

Crunkability: 8.2%/$10.50=0.78095238

 

As the seasons change, this IPA is a great cozy beer that we can safely say brings smiles to our faces. It makes me think of crunching leaves, sweaters, and brisk mornings. I highly recommend this and almost all Lagunitas brews if you desire bold flavors. Enjoy!

#TheVoice #StorageWars #Autumn #ClintEastwood #TasteBros

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