Beer of the Week: Newcastle Brown Ale. Brought to you by Lindsay Lohan

Another week another beer for Dan and Noah. This week we have guest review Larqueen Grant. With her 6 months of experience working at the Beach Chalet Restaurant and Brewery she is the regional expert on all things alcohol related. We shall not escalate any further,  let us sample this beverage. Nothing on the Newcastle website mentions a commitment to Food Justice or sustainability, which is a disappointing start. Let's see if they can win us over with taste and krunk!

Appearance:
Dan: A dark rose red.
Larkin: Hombr, it is a word, I swear
Ben: Brown!
Noah: Red!

Smell:
Dan: A mix between Natty and IPA
Ben: Smells like sparkling apple juice
Larkin: Ah yeah Ben is right it smells like apple cider plus beer*
Noah: like beer

Taste:
Ben: Tastes like more than Natty, but not much more.
Larkin: Natty+Spice.
Noah: Lacking in the taste category.
Dan: Some dumb philosophical b*******. Cherries and dark oak with an aftertaste of Keystone Ice.

Overall:

Dan: I would not pay for this beer, but if it was at a party, I would say something like "hey that is a lot better than natty ice!"
 Noah: I would only get it in mini-Keg form
Ben: I find it very refreshing. It is also cold.
Larkin: Not impressed. It is hard to impress a queen.

Krunkability: 4.7%/ 9.25 =  0.508108108 krunkability



Wow, a really low krunkability. There is 0.0 reason to ever buy this.

^LINDSAY!!!!

*fun fact as a child Dan called apple cider apple spider!